No Utes In The Valet

Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith

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What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide?Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage.No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.

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