Absolutely No Adventures

Destiny Howell

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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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Recent episodes

  • S3E2 - 3.2 Friendship Isn't MagicOct 28, 2026 · 14 min
  • S3E1 - 3.1 Back in BusinessOct 14, 2026 · 14 min
  • Presenting: Welcome to the Brass EagleOct 7, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
  • Presenting: SidequestingSep 16, 2026 · 1 min
  • Pre-Season 3 AnnouncementApr 8, 2026 · 1 min
  • Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet RevengeFeb 12, 2026 · 1 hr 53 min
  • S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and ConfusedJan 8, 2026 · 40 min
  • S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater GoodOct 28, 2025 · 23 min
  • S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser EvilOct 21, 2025 · 18 min
  • S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and LostOct 14, 2025 · 19 min

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