NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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Recent episodes

  • March 4, 2026: KarmicX and Michael Ray Bower Discuss The World (Part 2)Sep 25, 2026 · 3 hr 50 min
  • March 4, 2026: Stuttering John’s Contradictions! KarmicX & DonkeyLips Join Forces!Sep 25, 2026 · 6 hr 9 min
  • September 1, 2026: Wishing & Coping! KarmicX! Mersh! Zumock!Sep 22, 2026 · 5 hr 34 min
  • THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 28, 2026 – Win Win Win? Another Event? A New Dance?Sep 22, 2026 · 4 hr 18 min
  • August 26, 2026: Goofin’! Trollin’! Cinnamon Rollin’! Mersh VS. Ice! A Gutter Trash Love Story!Sep 22, 2026 · 6 hr 13 min
  • August 19, 2026: Chad Zumock! Mersh! Plus a Chance to Earn Major Awards!Sep 22, 2026 · 8 hr 28 min
  • THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 14, 2026 – Anniversary Slow! Haley Hyperventilation! More Misses!Sep 22, 2026 · 4 hr 30 min
  • August 13, 2026: Haley Done Did It Now! THE TURN!Sep 22, 2026 · 4 hr 26 min
  • August 11, 2026: Is Haley One of the Baddies? The KarmicX Documentary!Sep 22, 2026 · 5 hr 31 min
  • July 29, 2026: Let’s Get WEDNESDAY WEIRD!Sep 22, 2026 · 3 hr 44 min

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